Hi! I’m Jessica Gold Haralson. I write stuff and edit stuff. This blog is a random pastiche of stuff I’m interested in or thinking about. Maybe you will find this stuff interesting, too. If not, it’s just the freaking Internet.My friend Arielle and I edit the Tumblr group Cutest Kitten Ever.Contact : jessica dot haralson at gmail dot com.Stalkage: Facebook, Goodreads.Tumblr (3.0; @jessicagoldharalson)http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/“I hate that little things, like needing a new lock, turns into a shitty experience drenched...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40866325http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40866325Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:39:31 -0400<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/89053755?en_US" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://current.com/e/89053755?en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="400" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/>Sarah Haskins on Botox. Get this woman her own show! Why are mouth-breathers like Carlos Mencia allowed on this Earth when Goddesses like Haskins are so funny!http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40860773http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40860773Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:43:00 -0400<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/88988193?" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://current.com/e/88988193?" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="400" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/>I am now obsessed with Sarah Haskins! In this clip, she sticks it to the wedding-industrial complex in a totally un-annoying and un-sanctimonious way. She’s awesome.http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40859808http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40859808Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:35:41 -0400“Yes, I’m a feminist. It is an extension of my lifelong war against pantyhose. To me it means...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40859255http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40859255Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:30:32 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/hw9w1TtnxayapyzsCrNyQkAE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblrfail.tumblr.com/post/40769229/jessicas-special-friend-mr-mclovin-the-cat">tumblrfail</a>:</p><blockquote><a href="http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com">Jessica</a>’s special friend, Mr. McLovin, the cat</blockquote><p>YES, DAT’S MY INCOMPETENT CAT</p>http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40769423http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40769423Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:37:54 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/HT79fN9wpay931f8wrm9aBq5_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The stylist at <a href="http://brooklyn.citysearch.com/profile/44978477/brooklyn_ny/fez_salon.html">Fez</a> (thanks, <a href="http://jennyalison.tumblr.com">Jenny</a>!) talked me out of going darker — “You’re meant to be a blonde!” she said — but helped satiate my desire for change by talking me into a single-process, uniform honey blonde after years of highlights. I like it! It’s so odd to not have sunny blonde streaks in dirty blonde hair — to just have one color. Not particularly different, but I’ve been bleaching my hair since age 12, so it’s nice.</p><p>She also cut my hair with a razor, which was awesome.</p><p>There’s also a beautiful backyard garden where you can sit as your hair color sets. Hee.</p>http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40765019http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40765019Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:50:00 -0400delylestyle:umm. at the risk of sounding like a raging ‘mo… why the eff does it matter whether or...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40759169http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40759169Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:41:45 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNV5foRiL4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qKNV5foRiL4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Ari Gold vs Josh Weinstein (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/lapd1">lapd1</a>)http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40639476http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40639476Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:23:48 -0400You are beautiful.Yes, you. And you. And you!http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40635441http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40635441Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:40:32 -0400I like the way I look. I like my body.My previous post is inspired by sadness. A friend re-blogged...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40633062http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40633062Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:15:00 -0400“I am a straight woman, and I am confident about my appearance and happy with my body.”...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40632727http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40632727Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:13:00 -0400“Originally Posted by twilleyAll i have to say is.. and I think any of the FORT there will...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40593975http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40593975Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:15:20 -0400“Then there are all the signs about attitudes to women and work. Flicking through the...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40584279http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40584279Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:29:50 -0400gauntlet:1. The vast majority of porn is made for a male audience. It depicts male fantasies and...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40582627http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40582627Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:08:26 -0400“In meatspace or in cyberspace, women should not have to choose between being ignored and...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40582361http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40582361Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:06:36 -0400Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study has shown.:...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40457113http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40457113Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:13:29 -0400seagull:Sometimes I wonder if New York is seen as something extraordinarily special by those who...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40456911http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40456911Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:11:39 -0400The next time someone compares Tumblr to middle-school or junior high I’m bitch-slapping them...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40440242http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40440242Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:17:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/HT79fN9wpaur7t50uQIXk468_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>NPH for Old Spice = YES<a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/06/scaled.npholdspice.jpg"></a>http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40424753http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40424753Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:06:51 -0400Book Recommendations: The Books That Changed Your Lives: This list is hilarious because Lifehacker...http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40423972http://jessicagoldharalson.tumblr.com/post/40423972Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:59:00 -0400