all that glitters

30/06/2008

» Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study has shown.

thedailyfiona:karion:duckandpenguin:livejamie:

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Sometimes I wonder if New York is seen as something extraordinarily special by those who live there because they don’t know anything else. They got an itch, New York City scratched it. Austin scratched mine. Maybe another city would have done the same.

Just sayin’.

I’m from Texas and I moved to New York.

New York wins.

Austin is awesome, though. And pretty. And far, far cheaper.

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omg, shut up.

The next time someone compares Tumblr to middle-school or junior high I’m bitch-slapping them for their lack of creativity.

People have described social networks as educational institutions for eons. Seriously, people, successfully graduating from a standardized educational environment is NO marker of maturity. Secret: high school never stops!

/Rant

(Context: this rant is inspired by some post (i forget where) that I just read saying Sara Zucker was a clique leader. WTF have you met Sara??? She’s so not like that at all. )

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NPH for Old Spice = YES

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» Book Recommendations: The Books That Changed Your Lives

This list is hilarious because Lifehacker readers have such awful taste in literature. The Bible? Ayn Rand? Seriously?

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feistyred:

Jessica’s cat McLovin is a little gay, I am not sure he knows what that hammer is. But last Tuesday we built furniture together.

McLovin is so full of fail he’s licking the hammer. He licks everything.

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feistyred:

More gay McLovin, does this constitute a fail?

My roommate took pictures of McLovin failing to build anything with this hammer and these Ikea plans. Kevin, you better TumblrFail this or we’re not friends.

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“

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has. His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind.

Here’s what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly

someone to watch in Beijing. “It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”

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Dispatches from the Culture Wars: AFA’s Search/Replace Function Works Perfectly

The American Family Association replaces the word “gay” with “homosexual” in every news article, to ~~disastrous~~ hilarious results.

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